I’m a physics grad student working in optics. When I grow up, I want to be a laser physicist :D. I like hugs, cheesy trance mixes, good puns, and standing around awkwardly listening to other people talk.
A monk approaches with an ax. He says, “If you say a word I will cut off your head; and if you do not say a word, I will also cut off your head.” What do you do?
Blind him with a 5W laser and continue on with my life.